We’ve noticed that scarves are all the rage these days, so as a community service we put together a guide outlining when it’s acceptable to sport a scarf. (more…)
Apparently some 7th grader at a nearby jr. high gave his school our office number as his home number. We get calls almost daily reporting that little Jerry Estevez has been skipping school. So naturally, we call the school back and pretend to be Mr. and Mrs. Estevez and proceed to make up all kinds of crazy excuses for him. Last week he missed school because the family ferret had to have an emergency hysterectomy. This week we told them in a high pitched Hispanic voice that Web MD had diagnosed Jerry Jr. with Restless Bowel Syndrome. The little shit has no idea how lucky he is. He could’ve given the school a dentist’s number who would’ve been compelled by his conscience to do the right thing. Lucky for him we don’t have one of those and we all come from a rich heritage of juvenile delinquency. Live it up young Jerry Estevez. The Maury Povich show awaits.
Friday afternoon a deliveryman appeared in our office with the biggest chocolate fruit basket we’ve ever seen, since that one time in the shower at the YMCA. Turns out our peeps at Red Square hooked us up proper for Valentine’s Day. After killing the edible arrangement, we Indian leg wrestled for the balloon and teddy bear. We’ve been so busy, we all conveniently forgot about the holiday of love and desperately needed something to take home to our sweet sweet ladies. The balloon got popped in the melee and Potters wife ended up with the teddy bear. He’s gotta be 1/16th Apache or something, no pale face has technique like that. In related news, the rest of us had a bitterly cold, loveless weekend. Thanks Red Square. We like you more than a friend too. (more…)
If 2010 was a dog wearing floral 70’s pants and we were call girl alley cats, this is how the scene would go down. It’s only February and we’re kicking 2010 square in the choch. 2011 you better start running. You got a 10 month head start.
So while the rest of the crew was raging out in Denver, Martindale and Potter took the Ryan and Ryan show to the city by the bay. We’re not really sure what they did, but judging by their ginourmous food and alcohol receipts, they had a hell of a good time. Guess we file that under “Bidnass.” (more…)
Let us start off by saying we’re all for adult trophies. We have an entire hot tub full of them. That’s the sole reason we joined the senior wrestling league at the YMCA. It’s low hanging trophy fruit. So when our friends from the Seattle Addy’s asked if we would do their site for them, we said word up. If there are shiny metalish monuments commemorating a job well done involved, we are all in. The site turned out pretty sweet and there’s some really great work featured. We are currently growing our Seattle office and are glad to do anything to support our Emerald City brethren and sisteren in arms. As long as there’s a trophy involved. View it at www.addyseattle.com. (more…)
