We’ve noticed that scarves are all the rage these days, so as a community service we put together a guide outlining when it’s acceptable to sport a scarf.
Do wear a scarf if you are the Red Baron. It’s an iconic piece of apparel that when mixed with a leather helmet and goggles, clearly says you are a fearless German biplane pilot who has his own sub par frozen pizza empire.
Do wear a scarf if you have lady parts.
Do wear a scarf if you have a corncob pipe, a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.
Do wear a scarf if you have a fresh tracheotomy hole and are going to a dinner party.
Don’t wear a scarf for any other reason.
AMEN! And when you wear one without a coat inside…why?
My aunt used to wear one or a turtleneck at all times…said “People are lookin’ at my neck.” To wit, I replied, “maybe they’re just trying to figure out why you are wearing a turtleneck in 98% humidity North Dakota summer weather…”
ha awesome just found this, love it