Tee Time and Miller Time are about to happen at the same time.

Game time


The Celtics were in town so we possyed up and hit the game with some of the crew. The Jazz should’ve got beat but by some miracle they didn’t. We like to think we were that miracle. Having seats close enough to the court for the players to hear what you’re screaming and copious amounts of alcohol are a winning combination. We have a hunch that Ray Allen will be self-conscious for quite sometime about his lack of eyebrows. (more…)

Gold Rush

We did some work with ALT for Microsoft that just won gold at the San Francisco Addy’s for special event promotions and a best of category gold for collateral. We took all our new bling and melted it down to make Run DMC ropes for the crew. Going to be so sweet when our shipment of velour Adidas suits and Kangol hats come in from Overstock.com. (more…)

Liver Calisthenics

We know our homies over at We Like Small like to drink big. So in honor of binge drinking day we figured out a way to drop a keg on em even though it’s illegal to do so in the great state of Utah. Bottoms up boys. Do Saint Patty proud. (more…)

STS does Seattle

Spent last week up in the Emerald City with most of the crew. It started out 80% hustling and 20% partying. By Wednesday it was 80% partying and 20% hustling. By Thursday it was full blown debauchery. High points were Top Pot, Cha Cha, Pesos, Goods, and hangin with all of our homies, you know who you are. Funniest part was getting kicked out of the W lobby bar until they realized we were “valued guests” and then being invited back in. Good times. We would like to take a minute to formally apologize to the good folks at Enterprise for what we did to their Chrysler gold package Towne & Country van we rented. We have a feeling no matter how many times they clean it, things will never quite be the same. (more…)

As green as it gets

We just finished up a tasty site and some banners with Red Square Agency for American LubeFast, to pimp out the first green oil change. We know a green oil change sounds like an oxymoron but it’s an awesome oxymoron. In fact, we added it to our list of favorites. It’s right up there with boneless ribs, Christian gangster, firewater, lady boy, mobile home, real polyester and quiet riot. Check out the detail in the clouds, sunrays and grass. The crew got crazy one time on this bad boy.  Americas Green Oil Change (more…)

Captain Strong Beard

Everyday Potter starts to become more and more like Leonidas from 300. It was funny at first, but now it’s a little intimidating. When he’s not doing sit ups by the thousands, he’s pacing the office shouting commands to the troops and cursing Xerxes under his breath. Just yesterday he was drawing up plans for our new office that included a bottomless pit that he could kick people into. Think we’re going to have to have a little Leonidas intervention before he shows up in nothing but a loincloth and leather wrist cuffs and ends up putting a spear through the UPS man. Somebody’s gotta put that Spartan beard in check. Wish us luck.

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