Saying we drink a lot of Red Bull is like saying Jenna Jameson has had a lot of boyfriends. We drink it like water. We make oatmeal and cup o noodles with it. It’s part of our business model. We firmly believe with enough talent and Red Bull you can conquer the world. (more…)
So we just got back from San Antonio on some STS bidnass. Highlights were sneaking into ZZ Top concert, 7 meals of Mexican food in a row, partying on the River Walk, a snake attack and Dana Carvey. Sadly, the Alamo didn’t make the list. We walked right past it. I asked the dudes if they wanted to go in or at least get their pic in front of it, since we were right there. They said they were good. I tried to get them to go ask a tour guide to see the basement like on Pee-wee’s big adventure. They said no. (more…)
We love Cap’n Crunch. We think Crunch Berries are perhaps the most pleasing food to ever pass the human palate. For years we’ve heard cereal-eating novices whine about how they hate Cap’n Crunch because it cuts up their mouth. We feel sorry for these poor souls who will never know the happiness of a meaningful relationship with the Cap’n. To spread the love we decided to reveal the long guarded secret to eating Cap’n Crunch that will leave your mouth intact. If you follow these directions precisely we guarantee you the most pleasurable cereal experience of your life. (more…)
