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Man Day 2010

To make sure our testosterone levels weren’t slipping we all peaced out of work and took a dude day. We started off bright and early and swooped up 18 energy drinks on our way to the skate park. Once we were properly caffeinated old man Jared proceeded to show the young pups how it’s done. Somehow our ollie contest ended in a 7-way tie. Then we hit the lake for some epic wakeboarding and fist pumping. (more…)

FORT STS


Been working with our friends at Lloyd Architects to design up our new joint. We told them we were going for the warehouse Shredder set up for his Foot Clan in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie. They nailed it. We’re super stoked. Highlights: Glass garage door on the front, full skate ramp, lounge at the top of ramp with stairs going to roof top patio, ample ping pong table room, giant kitchen so Potter can cook up crepes for the troops, and last but not least, double bathrooms. Finally, the contractors are ready to start swinging hammers. We bribed them with copious amounts of Beef Jerky and Pabst Blue Ribbon to get it done ASAP. Pretty sure we’re breaking fire codes in the space we’re in now. Ever have to ride the hump in the backseat of a car? Yeah, it’s like that. 14 hours a day. (more…)

The elusive Copper Ingot

So last minute we entered a few things we had lying around the shop into the 100 Show. 4 of our pieces were selected and we ended up winning a Copper Ingot. No we didn’t win a small bird, you’re thinking of a Yellow Warbler. We made the same mistake and went to accept our prize holding a birdcage. Turns out it was a cube of copper. Embarrassing. Since we already bought the cage that’s where the Copper Ingot now lives. We change its water regularly and call it precious. One of our interns is trying to teach it to talk. Pretty trophy. Trophy want a cracker. Stuff like that. (more…)