To make sure our testosterone levels weren’t slipping we all peaced out of work and took a dude day. We started off bright and early and swooped up 18 energy drinks on our way to the skate park. Once we were properly caffeinated old man Jared proceeded to show the young pups how it’s done. Somehow our ollie contest ended in a 7-way tie. Then we hit the lake for some epic wakeboarding and fist pumping. After getting enough sun to make us paranoid about melanoma, we headed in. Next we hooked up some serious BBQ action and chowed down on a cornucopia of meats while watching violent movies. We officially declare man-day a success. Now we won’t feel guilty anymore for using a loofah or sweet smelling soaps.
