The most handsome of the STS crew was snapped by the paparazzi frolicking with his lady friends at a water park. That’s right, a water park. Remember when your mom used to drop you off there in the summer when you were 12. Jordy is still a youngin’ so we’re going to let it slide (no pun intended). If any other member of the crew got their picture in the paper at a water park we would openly tease them until they cried. Then we would apologize. Then tease them for crying.
To make sure our testosterone levels weren’t slipping we all peaced out of work and took a dude day. We started off bright and early and swooped up 18 energy drinks on our way to the skate park. Once we were properly caffeinated old man Jared proceeded to show the young pups how it’s done. Somehow our ollie contest ended in a 7-way tie. Then we hit the lake for some epic wakeboarding and fist pumping. (more…)
Been working with our friends at Lloyd Architects to design up our new joint. We told them we were going for the warehouse Shredder set up for his Foot Clan in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie. They nailed it. We’re super stoked. Highlights: Glass garage door on the front, full skate ramp, lounge at the top of ramp with stairs going to roof top patio, ample ping pong table room, giant kitchen so Potter can cook up crepes for the troops, and last but not least, double bathrooms. Finally, the contractors are ready to start swinging hammers. We bribed them with copious amounts of Beef Jerky and Pabst Blue Ribbon to get it done ASAP. Pretty sure we’re breaking fire codes in the space we’re in now. Ever have to ride the hump in the backseat of a car? Yeah, it’s like that. 14 hours a day. (more…)
Saying we drink a lot of Red Bull is like saying Jenna Jameson has had a lot of boyfriends. We drink it like water. We make oatmeal and cup o noodles with it. It’s part of our business model. We firmly believe with enough talent and Red Bull you can conquer the world. (more…)
So we just got back from San Antonio on some STS bidnass. Highlights were sneaking into ZZ Top concert, 7 meals of Mexican food in a row, partying on the River Walk, a snake attack and Dana Carvey. Sadly, the Alamo didn’t make the list. We walked right past it. I asked the dudes if they wanted to go in or at least get their pic in front of it, since we were right there. They said they were good. I tried to get them to go ask a tour guide to see the basement like on Pee-wee’s big adventure. They said no. (more…)
Besides badass sites and apps, Potter also builds custom bobbers in his spare time. This is his current masterpiece. We’ve all been designing up bikes over the long harsh winter. If everything goes as planned the entire crew will be ridin dirty in a few short months. We officially declare this the summer of ape hangers, chaps, and bar fights. (more…)
