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Been working with our friends at Lloyd Architects to design up our new joint. We told them we were going for the warehouse Shredder set up for his Foot Clan in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie. They nailed it. We’re super stoked. Highlights: Glass garage door on the front, full skate ramp, lounge at the top of ramp with stairs going to roof top patio, ample ping pong table room, giant kitchen so Potter can cook up crepes for the troops, and last but not least, double bathrooms. Finally, the contractors are ready to start swinging hammers. We bribed them with copious amounts of Beef Jerky and Pabst Blue Ribbon to get it done ASAP. Pretty sure we’re breaking fire codes in the space we’re in now. Ever have to ride the hump in the backseat of a car? Yeah, it’s like that. 14 hours a day. (more…)

We love Cap’n Crunch. We think Crunch Berries are perhaps the most pleasing food to ever pass the human palate. For years we’ve heard cereal-eating novices whine about how they hate Cap’n Crunch because it cuts up their mouth. We feel sorry for these poor souls who will never know the happiness of a meaningful relationship with the Cap’n.  To spread the love we decided to reveal the long guarded secret to eating Cap’n Crunch that will leave your mouth intact. If you follow these directions precisely we guarantee you the most pleasurable cereal experience of your life. (more…)

48” inches of new powder and not a cloud in the sky = epic day with the crew. We waited in line to get up the canyon as they blasted for avalanches and were one of the first to hit the slopes at Brighton. Was so ridiculous spent first few runs laughing hysterically. After hours of laying down fresh tracks across the mountain and hucking of some major schiz, we called it a day and hit the patio at Lone Star tacos. Like Ice Cube once said, today was a good day. (more…)

Spent last week up in the Emerald City with most of the crew. It started out 80% hustling and 20% partying. By Wednesday it was 80% partying and 20% hustling. By Thursday it was full blown debauchery. High points were Top Pot, Cha Cha, Pesos, Goods, and hangin with all of our homies, you know who you are. Funniest part was getting kicked out of the W lobby bar until they realized we were “valued guests” and then being invited back in. Good times. We would like to take a minute to formally apologize to the good folks at Enterprise for what we did to their Chrysler gold package Towne & Country van we rented. We have a feeling no matter how many times they clean it, things will never quite be the same. (more…)

Dirt bag robbers have ruined it for ski mask lovers everywhere. Just because you like to keep your money maker toasty, doesn’t mean you want the 7-11 clerk to empty the till onto the counter and lay down on the floor in fetal position as soon as you walk in. We decided to take back the ski mask for all of us nice folks who like warm faces. For good measure, we added some sweet STS flare and then embroidered up a bushel of them. We’re handing them out with the promise that everyone who takes one, does a good deed in public while wearing the mask. We think sooner or later perceptions will change. Eventually when people see someone approaching them wearing a ski mask, they’ll assume something really awesome is about to happen. Like a hug or a sincere compliment. (more…)

We’re sick of lame ass T’s, so we made our own. We ended up liking them so much we made 500 more for all of our peeps. Black on black on black. Cause we know that’s how you like it. We’re actually giving them away. Click on the “Giving Back” section to see how to get one. (more…)