Senior Producer

We’re on the hunt for a Senior Producer, and by senior we don’t mean you roll a Jazzy, smell like mothballs and come strapped with sweater pockets full of Werther’s Originals—but rather you got some serious producing chops. We’re talking 3+ years in a digital agency environment where you’ve managed projects including websites, microsites, mobile, banner campaigns, social media and hopefully a little traditional stuff as well.

Do you spend copious amounts of time at the Container Store and organize things like an obsessive compulsive on crack? If so, awesome—that’s exactly what we need. In biz speak, the Senior Producer we're trolling for will be responsible for overseeing the production of all projects from inception to delivery while ensuring that projects are done with business objectives, best practices and innovation in mind. This includes developing project budget/time estimates, ensuring that all projects are executed as scoped and helping to protect profitability on all projects. Wow, that was painful.

If this sounds like you, give us a shout and we'll chat.
XOXO STS

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Senior Taxidermist

We’re looking for an experienced animal corpse artist to work in-house and become a contributing member of the STS team. After a dismal attempt to create a squirrelalope we realized we needed professional help.

Musts:
- Good with animals
- No gag reflex
- Sharp knife
- Borderline OCD about hand washing
- Self starter. If you see any dead big game lying around the office, be proactive!

Skills:
- Master googly eye installer
- Ability to drag an elk for 50 yards
- Ability to make mounted Big Mouth Bass sing catchy jingles

When applying:
- PDF of resume and pics of your most haunting creation.

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Receptionist with saucy New Zealand accent

We’re on the hunt for someone with an erotic down under accent to answer our phones. Male or female, it doesn’t matter as long as it’s hot.

Musts:
- A voice that makes people envision themselves dancing to George Michel and stripping out of a kimono for an exotic kiwi stranger
- Flirty, but down to business, but flirty about being down to business
- Looks are irrelevant

Skills:
- Enough strength to lift a phone
- Ability to insinuate something without insinuating anything

When applying:
- PDF resume and pics of yourself on a slip and slide. Swimsuit optional.

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Developer

We are currently looking for the dark lord of development. If you can conjure up voodoo computer magic with the best of them and are heavily addicted to energy drinks, we’re looking for you. Preferably you own a pair of leather pants and don’t have scissor hands.

Musts:
- Four scores and a fortnight of experience.
- Intimate with, or at least willing to speed date HTML, PHP, Actionscript 3,
Python, Java Objective C, and Django.
- Clean freak when it comes to code.
- Proficient at chillaxing.

Skills:
- Computer whisperer.
- Play on the razor edge of technology so much that you spend small fortune in band-aids.
- Bored with what's 2010.
- As good with people as you are with robots.

When applying:
- Send us a PDF resume, online portfolio and some Jerky Stuff.
You know, that shredded beef jerky you can pack in your gums like a chaw.

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Freelancers

We get the whole “don’t like to commit” thing. We have issues ourselves. We haven’t worked out in years because gym contracts scare the shiz out of us. If you’re the type who likes to hit it and quit it, you’ve come to the right place. We are looking for freelance Designers, Developers, Illustrators, Motion Graphics, and 3D peeps to add to our speed dial list. If you like to party and just want to work until you have enough cash to stock up on glow sticks and X, give us a holler.

When applying:
- Send us a PDF resume, online portfolio and an autographed headshot of Wink Martindale.

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Interns

We firmly believe interns make the world go round. We are currently amassing a small army of them. If you are at the point in your life where you can work for red bulls, tacos, and lift tickets, give us a holler. We promise every day will be a party and we will bury you in all the real world experience you can handle.

Musts:
- Want to learn
- Passionate about something
- Sense of humor
- Thick skin

Skills:
- This is where we come in. We will teach you the ways of awesomeness.

When applying:
- PDF resume and current GPA. JK we don't give a shit about that kinda stuff

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