Here's the deal.

We just printed up some crazy awesome, Super Top Secret t-shirts. Instead of selling them, we are using this as an opportunity to make the world a little less sucky.

All you have to do to get one of our shirts is send us a heinous Affliction or Ed Hardy tee.

We will turn around and donate it to the homeless. It's a win win situation. You get some rad new gear and at the same time help bring this gaudy, glittery, gold-flaked trend down to its base function as a shirt. We will also accept Monarchy or any other offensively bedazzled man blouse. Along with your donation we will post pictures of where your old t-shirt ended up.

Won't you please help?